A group of Anti Social Alcoholics, who have been a nuisance for a long time in the town, have been blown up by a freak lighter accident earlier today.
The group were thought to have been attempting to light a cigarette with an empty zippo lighter and barbecue fuel at the back of Dunelm Mill on Oxford Street this morning when the accident happened.
Witnesses told of a large explosion and a smell of burning hair.
Many local business have offered their condolences to anyone affected by the mess left by the explosion but were pleased with the news.
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