Experts drafted in by the council to investigate the effect of rain on Kidderminster have drawn up some amazing conclusions.
Wyre Forest Council brought in the experts after everyones concern about the rain. In another well thought out, money well spent idea by the council, experts reached the following conclusions:
● Water makes things wet
● Lots of water from the sky is called rain
● Rain can also make things wet
● When it rains, water falls fron the sky at the speed of rain
In a breakthrough of meteorogical studies, the council has championed the report and claimed that this "is a new golden era for weather analysis."
Experts were asked by the council to investigate after thousands of facebook statuses from people in the area were asking "What is going on with this rain."
Local hair product name based MP, Mark Garnier, said
"These brave scientists were out all day collecting data. Well worth the £ 100,000."
Flan Oborkney said of the research
"We need more speed cameras."
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