Stourport High Street has been severely hit by Gail Platt force winds and excessive rain.
Visitors to Petes Prints were left stranded as the onslaught of weather cut them off from humanity for a minute until they managed to alert a bloke in a boat with a pie.
The Gail Platt force winds haven't been seen since the winter of 89. The force from the winds has been measured to be as strong as Mach 5 (not Gilette).
Platt has rarely made an appearance in weather, having made her name in Coronation Street as an E.T lookalike, but she meant business as she passed over Stourport.
Pigeons who were sitting on the railings flapped uncontrollably, not knowing what to do about the biblical flood. Men scratched their bums looking bewildered and Mint enthusiasts looked excited hoping for cross country skiing thinking this was the start of the Polo vortex that has been in America.
Elsewhere in the area, Bewdley Farmers were annoyed whilst burning rubbish as the storm had literally pissed on their bonfires.
In the end they resorted to burning fly tipped washing machines to aid global warming.
No comments:
Post a Comment